Now if you think Ray blew it, there was nothing to it;
They patched him up as good as new.
You can see him everyday riding down the Queen's Highway
Handing out his small cigars to the kids from school.
And all the little girls with their bleached blond curls
Clump up on their platform soles.
And they say, "Hey, Ray: let's ride away
Downtown where we can roll some alley bowls."
And Ray grins from ear to here, and whispers...

So follow me; trail along.
My leather jacket's buttoned up
And my four-stroke song
Will pick you up when your last class ends.
And you can tell all your friends:
The Pied Piper pulled you.
The mad biker fooled you.
I'll do what you want to.
If you ride with me on a Friday,
Anything goes.

So follow me, hold on tight.
My school girl's fancy's flowing in free flight.
I've a tenner in my skin-tight jeans.
You can touch it if your hands are clean.

The Pied Piper pulled you.
The mad biker fooled you.
I'll do what you want to.
If you ride with me on a Friday,
Anything goes.

Pied Piper. Mad biker.