I'm travelling in ports and pans.
Call me a sailor, a soldier. a tinker man.
But don't ever call me a gypsy...
I've made the down-payment on my caravan.
Now, you're looking at a commercial traveller.
Commercial traveller.
Now, maybe you think I haven't a fiver
To put to my name.
Well, it's all the same to me 'cause I'm rolling -
Filthy rich.



I'll visit you when your old man's away.
I'll give you a good price on the time of day.
And never say no to a gypsy.
I can do you a turn on the front room floor.
Madam, you're looking at a commercial traveller.
Commercial traveller.
Now, maybe you think I haven't a fiver
To put to my name.
Well, it's all the same to me 'cause I'm rolling.

I live under a flyoverout in the green.
The camp is an eyesore like you've never seen.
And the council came round to move me away.
But I was moving anyway.
I'm a commercial traveller.
Commercial traveller.
Now, maybe you think I haven't a fiver
To put to my name...

'm travelling in ports and pans.
Call me a sailor, a soldier. a tinker man.
But don't ever call me a gypsy...
I've made the down-payment on my caravan.
Now, you're looking at a commercial traveller.
Commercial traveller.
Now, maybe you think I haven't a right
To be a traveller.
Commercial traveller.
Now, maybe you think I haven't a fiver
To put to my name.
Well, it's all the same to me 'cause I'm rolling -
Filthy rich.