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eminem - the real slim shady

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    Predefinito eminem - the real slim shady

    May I have your attention please?
    May I have your attention please?
    Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    We're gonna have a problem here

    Y'all act like ya never seen a white person before
    Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
    And started whooping her ass worse than before
    They first were divorce, throwin?her over furniture (Ahh!)
    It's the return of the...
    "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
    he just didn't say what I think he did, did he?"
    And Dr. Dre said...
    Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!
    (Ha-ha!)
    Feminist women love Eminem
    "{*Eminem's vocal turntable*} Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
    Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
    Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though"
    Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
    But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
    Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
    But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
    "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
    And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
    And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
    And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
    Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
    By the time they hit fourth grade
    They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
    "We ain't nothing but mammals"
    Well, some of us cannibals
    Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
    But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
    Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
    But if you feel like I feel, I got the anecdote
    Women wave your panty-hoes, sing the chorus and it goes

    1- I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    Please stand up, please stand up

    Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    Please stand up, please stand up

    Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
    Well I do so "Fuck him and fuck you too!"
    You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
    Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
    "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
    Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here
    So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
    Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
    So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
    And hear them argue over who she gave head to first
    You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
    "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
    I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world
    how you gave Eminem VD
    I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
    All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
    And there's a million of us just like me
    Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
    Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
    And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!



    Repeat 1

    I'm like a head trip to listen to cuz I'm only giving you
    Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
    The only difference is I got the balls to say it
    In front of y'all and I don't gotta be frost or sugar coated at all
    I just get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it
    I just shitted better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
    Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
    It's funny cuz at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
    I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
    Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
    And I'm jerkin?but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
    And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
    He could be working at Burger King spitting on your onion rings
    Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
    With his windows down and his system up
    So, will the real Shady please stand up?
    And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
    And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta control
    And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

    Repeat 1
    Repeat 1

    Ha ha
    Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
    Fuck it, let's all stand up

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