Yes, and she's bad-eyed and she's loveless:
A young man's fancy and an old man's dream.
I'm self-raising and I flower in her company.
Give me no sugar without her cream.

She's a warm fart at Christmas.
She's a breath of Champagne on a sparkling night.
Yes, and she bad-eyed and she's loveless:
Turns other women to envious green.
Yes, and she's bad-eyed and she's loveless.
She's a young man's vision in my old man's dream.