Great King Rat died today
Born on the twenty-first of May
Died syphilis forty-fout on his birthday
Every second word he swore
Yes he was the son of a whore
Always wanted by the law

Wouldn't you like to know, wouldn't you like to know people?
Great King Rat was a dirty old man
And a dirty old man was he
Now what did I tell you would you like to see?

Where will I be tomorrow
Will I beg, will I borrow
I don't care, I don't care anyway
Come on come on the time is right
The man is evil and that is right
I told you ah yes I told you
And that's no lie oh no no


Wouldn't you like to know, wouldn't you like to know
Wouldn't you like to know
Great King Rat was a dirty old man
And a dirty old man was he
Now what did I tell you would you like to see
Show me!

Now listen all you people
Put out the good and keep the bad
Don't believe all you read in the bible
You sinners get in line
Saints you leave far behind
Very soon you're gonna be his disciple

Don't listen to what Mama says
Not a word, not a word Mama says
Or else you'll find yourself being the rival
The great Lord before he died
Knelt sinners by his side
And said "You're gonna realise tomorrow"

No I'm not gonna tell you
What you already know
'Cause time and time again
The old man said said it all a long time ago
Come on come on the time is right
The evil man will fight
I told you once before (and that's no lie)

Wouldn't you like to know, wouldn't you like to know
Just like I said before
Great King Rat was a dirty old man
And a dirty old man was he
The last time I tell you
Would you like to see.