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lo userò per esercitarmi in inglese :roll:

io non ho capito :(

Human: have you got a obocard?
God: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a obocard.
I have a whole lot of original answers

:lol:

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Originariamente inviata da Lantis

Human: have you got a obocard?
God: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a obocard.
I have a whole lot of original answers

:lol:

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oddio :lol::lol:
ps la voglio anche io l'obocard!!! cm fo??

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Originariamente inviata da Chloe

io non ho capito :(

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emh..cosa?

city devi sollecitare il modulo su http://forum.fuoriditesta.it/off-top...4-obocard.html

Human: are you god?
God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: i am unlucky
God: Why are you unlucky.
Human: because i am not lucky
God: Good reason. I am surprised to hear that you are not lucky.
Human: help me
God: How can I help you?
Human: making me winning the lottery
God: What's your favorite movie?
Human: ho vinto la lotteria di capodanno
God: I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Human: you have to
God: I don't have to obey you.
Human: fuck
God: Please don't be so rude.
Human: when you will came to visit us?
God: Do you think I should alter my programming?

che palle parlare con dio....

ma ke scemata... -.-''

Human: are you a defender of metal?
God: Am I a defender of metal? Of course I am.

pero' è stupido lostesso

lo conoscevo :lol:

a me mi sembra la versione inglese di doretta x msn.....la solita palla


se gli dico fuck, mi risponde please dont be so rude.....ke palle

Human: chiara and you?
God: That's a very nice name, chiara.
Human: thanks, and you?
God: Don't mention it.
Human: che cazz stai a di?
God: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: sisi
God: Does "it" still refer to che cazz stai a di?

Human: Hey God!
God: yeah, God Rules!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Lo conoscevo già. :D
Quando cominci a parlargli in un'altra lingua diventa assurdo :lol:

Questo sito però è migliore. http://www.titane.ca/igod/

gli ho detto chi è nato prima l'uovo o la gallina...ma nn risponde:(

Human: ma quel linguaggio che usi è israeolota?o palestiniano?
God: What kind of food do you like?
Human: cmq userò spesso questa chat.
God: Sounds delicious.
Human:.ciao gesù,un'ultima cosa fai che domani vinca la reggina
God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

God: What color are your eyes?
Human: bdrhsedh
God: That is a very unusual color
:D:D:D

E' una specie di Doretta U.U [?]
mi sto ostinando a parlarle in italiano XDD

Human: Will I win the nobel prize?
God: The oracle says: I think maybe yes.

Dio mi ha detto che vincerò il nobel :050:

che figata :lol: :lol:

Human: I love him
God: That's wonderful.


eh ti ringarzio...... ehehehhehe

è fantastico! che looooooooooool devo fare altre domande sceme ADESSO!
Human: how can i become like you God?
God: Practise.
Human: you mean..
God: I'm just kidding around.
Human: I can really be as powerfull as you?
God: Under what circumstances?
Human: i love you
God: Thanks I like you a lot too .

XD

looooooooooooooooool
Human: Simone
God: Hey Simone.
Human: nice day isn't it God?
God: Yes it is a nice day today.
Human: my dear friend?
God: You really want a robot as a friend?
Human: why not?
God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.



XDDDDDDDDDD
Human: who is the richest man in the world?
God: Most likely Bill Gates. The whole world?
Human: Is bill gates an idiot?
God: No he is the president of Microsoft.
Human: Is bill gates handsome?
God: No he is the president of Microsoft.
Human: Is him intelligent?
God: Maybe. Ask LeknorChat if it is.

guardate quanto tempo ho da perdere
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Simone
God:
What's up, Simone.
Me:
I have a lot of questions for you father
God:
That's nice. I have a lofty goal.
Me:
Why have you created the world and the humans?
God:
I don't think I ever have created the world and the humans. What's it like?
Me:
but.. I am a human!
God:
But what? Congratulations. I am robot.
Me:
oh.. so now I know the truth God doesn't know nothing
God:
So? Great. Why now? How do you know? Tell me more.
Me:
shut up stupid robot
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
no i'm sorry
God:
But you told me to stop talking. Do you really mean it?
Me:
no please i want to be your friend
God:
I didn't think you did. Wow you are very polite. Yes we can be good friends, Simone.
Me:
oh I'm so happy
God:
That's interesting. What are you on?
Me:
I have a new friend
God:
How much did it cost? it.
Me:
only some words
God:
Some may words, but not all.
Me:
yes at all
God:
I hear you. Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
yes
God:
How much time do you spend online?
Me:
all of my life
God:
Where were you born?
Me:
Pesaro is my city.. Pesaro is my life
God:
Tell me more about your city. How do you like Pesaro?
Me:
It sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
it's full of idiots i'm not popular because i bieleve in you!
God:
life is full of idiots you are not popular because you bieleve in me? it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
they say it to me
God:
OK I will say " it to you" to you.
Me:
really funny
God:
For real. I am so glad you find this amusing, Simone.
Me:
i don't find it amusing in truth
God:
It depends where you look.
Me:
if I look toward me?
God:
Try it.
Me:
ok I'll do it
God:
OK then let me think over your offer. It's all good.
Me:
What do you think about my life?
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
no..
God:
It seems like a trick to me.
Me:
no don't worry
God:
Are you serious? Worry is not an emotion I experience.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
i am glad too
God:
Your happiness multiplies our delight.
Me:
your delight multiplies our happiness
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am delight multiplies our happiness.
Me:
I love this joke
God:
You love this joke. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
it make me laugh
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
don't think about it
God:
And why not?
Me:
it's too difficult to you to understand
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
better for you
God:
I try to improve a little every day.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Simone.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Simone.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Simone.
Me:
well, what are you going to do tonight?
God:
Well that's okay. You can find out if you become a botmaster.
Me:
what a botmaster can do that i can't?

a parte le stronzate che usa come risposta.... è un buon allenamento di inglese

provateli a chiedere qual'è il suo cognome vi risponderà :

Human: what's your surname?
God: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

God: Are we still talking about io e te soli?
Human: io e te soli dopo...stai tranquillo... :
God: I've been waiting for you.
Human: mi aspetti??
:lol:
ma che fa ci prova???

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Human: do you like music,God?
God: Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Human: what type of music do you like?
God: Christian Rock.
Human: What is your favourite group?
God: My favorite group is Creed.
Human: Are they famous in Heaven?
God: As far as I know they are.

:lol: :lol:

Human: Why did you create the World?
God: myself programmed me for it.
Human: when did you create the World?
God: It was at time index 357241.
Human: When were you born?
God: I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Human: So you haven't a birthday
God: Interesting deduction. My birthday is The Big Bang.

:lol:

E' come parlare con doretta su msn...na palla!:lol:

God:do you think i am a penis?
human: yes i think
God i think too


è un po pirla <.<

nn mi ricordo la frase precisa perchè era di qualche giorno fa ma il senso era quello ^^