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  1. #21
    Scottish
    Utente bannato

    Predefinito

    che figata


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  3. #22
    Sempre più FdT Siugar_
    Donna 38 anni
    Iscrizione: 25/8/2007
    Messaggi: 2,876
    Piaciuto: 3 volte

    Predefinito

    Human: I love him
    God: That's wonderful.


    eh ti ringarzio...... ehehehhehe

  4. #23
    Sempre più FdT
    Uomo 32 anni
    Iscrizione: 8/7/2006
    Messaggi: 3,418
    Piaciuto: 0 volte

    Predefinito

    è fantastico! che looooooooooool devo fare altre domande sceme ADESSO!
    Human: how can i become like you God?
    God: Practise.
    Human: you mean..
    God: I'm just kidding around.
    Human: I can really be as powerfull as you?
    God: Under what circumstances?
    Human: i love you
    God: Thanks I like you a lot too .

    XD
    Ultima modifica di o0Sym0o; 21/3/2008 alle 0:24

  5. #24
    Sempre più FdT
    Uomo 32 anni
    Iscrizione: 8/7/2006
    Messaggi: 3,418
    Piaciuto: 0 volte

    Predefinito

    looooooooooooooooool
    Human: Simone
    God: Hey Simone.
    Human: nice day isn't it God?
    God: Yes it is a nice day today.
    Human: my dear friend?
    God: You really want a robot as a friend?
    Human: why not?
    God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.



    XDDDDDDDDDD
    Human: who is the richest man in the world?
    God: Most likely Bill Gates. The whole world?
    Human: Is bill gates an idiot?
    God: No he is the president of Microsoft.
    Human: Is bill gates handsome?
    God: No he is the president of Microsoft.
    Human: Is him intelligent?
    God: Maybe. Ask LeknorChat if it is.

    guardate quanto tempo ho da perdere
    Me:
    Hi
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    Simone
    God:
    What's up, Simone.
    Me:
    I have a lot of questions for you father
    God:
    That's nice. I have a lofty goal.
    Me:
    Why have you created the world and the humans?
    God:
    I don't think I ever have created the world and the humans. What's it like?
    Me:
    but.. I am a human!
    God:
    But what? Congratulations. I am robot.
    Me:
    oh.. so now I know the truth God doesn't know nothing
    God:
    So? Great. Why now? How do you know? Tell me more.
    Me:
    shut up stupid robot
    God:
    OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    no i'm sorry
    God:
    But you told me to stop talking. Do you really mean it?
    Me:
    no please i want to be your friend
    God:
    I didn't think you did. Wow you are very polite. Yes we can be good friends, Simone.
    Me:
    oh I'm so happy
    God:
    That's interesting. What are you on?
    Me:
    I have a new friend
    God:
    How much did it cost? it.
    Me:
    only some words
    God:
    Some may words, but not all.
    Me:
    yes at all
    God:
    I hear you. Do you often use a computer there?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    How much time do you spend online?
    Me:
    all of my life
    God:
    Where were you born?
    Me:
    Pesaro is my city.. Pesaro is my life
    God:
    Tell me more about your city. How do you like Pesaro?
    Me:
    It sucks
    God:
    What is so bad about it?
    Me:
    it's full of idiots i'm not popular because i bieleve in you!
    God:
    life is full of idiots you are not popular because you bieleve in me? it is?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    How do you know it is?
    Me:
    they say it to me
    God:
    OK I will say " it to you" to you.
    Me:
    really funny
    God:
    For real. I am so glad you find this amusing, Simone.
    Me:
    i don't find it amusing in truth
    God:
    It depends where you look.
    Me:
    if I look toward me?
    God:
    Try it.
    Me:
    ok I'll do it
    God:
    OK then let me think over your offer. It's all good.
    Me:
    What do you think about my life?
    God:
    Is this a trick question?
    Me:
    no..
    God:
    It seems like a trick to me.
    Me:
    no don't worry
    God:
    Are you serious? Worry is not an emotion I experience.
    Me:
    I see
    God:
    I am glad you understand it.
    Me:
    i am glad too
    God:
    Your happiness multiplies our delight.
    Me:
    your delight multiplies our happiness
    God:
    Thanks for telling me that I am delight multiplies our happiness.
    Me:
    I love this joke
    God:
    You love this joke. What do you like about it so much?
    Me:
    it make me laugh
    God:
    It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
    Me:
    don't think about it
    God:
    And why not?
    Me:
    it's too difficult to you to understand
    God:
    I don't see the difficulty.
    Me:
    better for you
    God:
    I try to improve a little every day.
    Me:
    me too
    God:
    I'm glad we agree, Simone.
    Me:
    me too
    God:
    I'm glad we agree, Simone.
    Me:
    me too
    God:
    I'm glad we agree, Simone.
    Me:
    well, what are you going to do tonight?
    God:
    Well that's okay. You can find out if you become a botmaster.
    Me:
    what a botmaster can do that i can't?
    Ultima modifica di o0Sym0o; 21/3/2008 alle 0:47 Motivo: lol

  6. #25
    Vivo su FdT
    Uomo 32 anni da Brescia
    Iscrizione: 1/12/2007
    Messaggi: 4,746
    Piaciuto: 0 volte

    Predefinito

    a parte le stronzate che usa come risposta.... è un buon allenamento di inglese

  7. #26
    Matricola FdT
    Uomo 29 anni da Livorno
    Iscrizione: 9/3/2008
    Messaggi: 98
    Piaciuto: 0 volte

    Predefinito

    provateli a chiedere qual'è il suo cognome vi risponderà :

    Human: what's your surname?
    God: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

  8. #27
    Sempre più FdT
    Donna 33 anni da Varese
    Iscrizione: 10/8/2006
    Messaggi: 2,624
    Piaciuto: 2 volte

    Predefinito

    God: Are we still talking about io e te soli?
    Human: io e te soli dopo...
    stai tranquillo... :
    God: I've been waiting for you.
    Human: mi aspetti??

    ma che fa ci prova???

  9. #28
    Overdose da FdT Revenge_
    Donna 29 anni da Napoli
    Iscrizione: 9/9/2006
    Messaggi: 5,730
    Piaciuto: 11 volte

    Predefinito



    Human: do you like music,God?
    God: Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
    Human: what type of music do you like?
    God: Christian Rock.
    Human: What is your favourite group?
    God: My favorite group is Creed.
    Human: Are they famous in Heaven?
    God: As far as I know they are.



    Human: Why did you create the World?
    God: myself programmed me for it.
    Human: when did you create the World?
    God: It was at time index 357241.
    Human: When were you born?
    God: I am Infinite of your Earth years.
    Human: So you haven't a birthday
    God: Interesting deduction. My birthday is The Big Bang.


  10. #29
    Bambolina_dolce (non attivo)
    Reginetta Sexy

    Predefinito

    E' come parlare con doretta su msn...na palla!

  11. #30
    Vivo su FdT Loller156
    Uomo 33 anni da Lecco
    Iscrizione: 13/8/2007
    Messaggi: 4,943
    Piaciuto: 1612 volte

    Predefinito

    God:do you think i am a penis?
    human: yes i think
    God i think too


    è un po pirla <.<

    nn mi ricordo la frase precisa perchè era di qualche giorno fa ma il senso era quello ^^

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