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Invenzione della Nutella (

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    Predefinito Invenzione della Nutella (

    (in perfetto inglese)
    Who invent the Nutel? Once upon a time, many, many, many, ma'na cifra of many years ago, at the beginning of the initiation of
    the mond, there was the caos.
    One day, God (God is the nome d'art of Dio), God, who
    was disoccupated,had a folgorant idea and so God
    created the Nutell. And God saw that the Nutell
    was good, very good, very very good, good 'na cifra.
    The mangiation of God was long, He manged one million
    of barattols of Nutell sfrutting the fact that God has
    not a Mamm that strills if you sbaff
    too much Nutell...And after this mangiation, God invented the Water
    Closed Run, the cors in the cabinet, and some Nutell's
    derivates like the red bubbons, the panz,
    the cellulit and ceter, and ceter. After di which
    (dopodiche') he invented Adamo ed Eva and all the
    paradise and he diss to Adamo and Eva: "Now you
    have all the Paradise, you can do everything, very
    tutt: you have the permission to eat, to drink, to
    kiss, to scop; nothing lavor, nothing affit, nothing
    concors of impiegats, nothing cod alla post, nothing =
    IRPEF, ILOR. Only very ozious life: television, telenovels,
    football, moviols, process of Monday, appell of
    Tuesday, cassazion of Wednesday, and ceter,
    and ceter. You have gratis restaurants, cinemas,
    theaters, all the Paradise
    is yours: air-conditioned, autom riscaldament,
    moquette, parquett, tresset, bidet, omelette, eccet,
    eccet.... "There's just one thing, remember, in tutt the
    Paradise just one thing absolutely prohibited. Come,
    come to me in the giardin: this is "the Nocciol", the
    alber of the Nutell. Only this alber of the Nutell is
    prohibited, because I like the Nutell very much, very
    very much, much 'na cifra and I want all the Nutell,
    tutt the Nutell for me."
    During the prim temps, Adamo and Eva were very happy.
    Adamo said:"What a cool! ('Cool' is not in Italian
    'freddo', no, 'What a cool' means 'Che
    cul') All the Paradise is nostr!" And everyday,
    ognigiorn, they discovered something new. A lot of
    scoperts, many scoperts, many many scoperts, 'na
    cifra di scoperts. One day the scopert of the hot
    water, one day the scopert of the spaghettis, one day
    the cigarettes, and ceter, and ceter.
    But one day, a trist day, a very very trist day, trist
    'na cifra, Adamo and Eva fecer the scopert of the
    first colazion. And after the scopert of the
    cappuccin, the scopert of the aranch succ, the scopert
    of the cornetts,they understood that something was
    mancant.
    "Eva!" said Adamo "Don't you think that qualcos is
    mancant here, proprio here, 'ncopp this fett?"
    "Second me" Eva risposed "'ncopp the fett you have to
    metter burr and marmelade."
    "No, no Eva, you know that the marmelade schif myself.
    I want 'ncopp this fett something very particular,
    very very particular, particular 'na cifra.
    What do you think about the Nutell?"
    "No, Adamo you are scording that the Signor said
    that's vietat!" "Yes, I remember, but only a little
    assaggiation, don't succed nothing!"
    And Adamo sces in the cortil where the alber of the
    Nutell was and he pres a small barattol and spalmed
    the brown cream on the fett and assagged the Nutell.
    Adamo and Eva don't ebber the time to exprimer the
    godiment that the tuons and fulmins apparved in the
    ciel and one voice said:"Potevamo stupirv you
    with special effects, but I'm God, not Fantagod!
    Adamo, Eva, come here!
    I'm very incazz with you, very very incazz, incazz 'na
    cifra! How did you permit to tocc the Nutell? Didn't
    you remember that it was prohibited?"
    "Cazz!" esclamed Adamo "It was prohibited! Oh, sorry,
    God, I'm very very sorry, sorry 'na cifra, God, I
    really really was completely scordat..."
    "Don't do that fint tont, Adamo, I'm God, I can see
    everything, very tutt, and I know that you and the
    woman have deliberatament assaggiated the
    Nutell. So you have a big punhition, a very castig for
    your peccat. But siccom I'm sconfinatly good, you can
    choose, you have two scelts:
    "Scelt number 1: nothing Nutell for ever and ever in
    the secols of the secols, amen!"
    "Nooo!" Eva was piagnucoling "It's a thing very
    tragic, very very tragic, tragic 'na cifra!"
    "Aspett!" said God "Don't be frettolous woman...
    "Scelt number 2: you can take the Nutell, no problem,
    let's prend, prend, but for you is the cacciation out
    of the Paradise. You will have to lavorar
    with the sudor of your front, you will zapp the terr,
    you'll have mal of schien and, like this don't
    bastass, everytime you will mang Nutell, the
    malediction of the brufols, of the mal of panch, of
    the cacarel will be cadent on you."
    "Ale'!" esclaimed Adamo "Thank you God, thank you, we
    don't interess the cacciation dal Paradise, the
    important is to have the Nutell! Goodbye!
    Ciao, ciao!"
    And so Adamo and Eva were cacciated and this original
    peccat and this
    malediction cadded on lor and on lor discendents, and
    on the discendents of the discendents. Infact,
    tutt'ogg, you can veder in the pubblicity all the
    ragazz that per aver one fett of pan and Nutell they
    scalan the mountains they stay in a tend al fredd and
    al gel and ceter, and ceter.
    But the final pensier of tutti noi is "It's meglio
    faticar and soffrir with the Nutell piuttost che the
    Terrestr Paradise senz the Nutell."


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    qst qui fuma io l'ho sempre detto :smt033

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    It's beautiful, very beautiful, very very beautiful......beautiful 'na cifra!!!!!!
    Io ne conoscevo una simile ma su Cappuccetto Rosso.... (Tant ma tant temp ago.....)

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    Quote Originariamente inviata da Lilith
    qst qui fuma io l'ho sempre detto :smt033
    infatti abbiamo in comune lo stesso spacciatore

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    Quote Originariamente inviata da maurCZ
    ??? ...
    ma che ti sei fumato la colla attack???
    sei vuoi ti faccio un disegnino la proxma volta

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    Quote Originariamente inviata da Usher

    infatti abbiamo in comune lo stesso spacciatore
    può darsi...
    cmq la sapevo già, carina...
    però ammettilo k quando l'hai postata eri cannato...

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    Quote Originariamente inviata da Lilith

    può darsi...
    cmq la sapevo già, carina...
    però ammettilo k quando l'hai postata eri cannato...
    si mi stavo facendo un trip di nutella

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    bellissima!

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