A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day
debating who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."
The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians."
The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire;" and so
on and so on > until...
The Greek finally claims, "We invented sex."
The Italian says: "That may be true; but it was the
Italians who introduced it to women...."