Allan Sherman - Camp Granada

Hello [G] Mudda, Hello [D] Fadda
Here I [C] am at Camp Gra[G]nada
Camp is [D]very enter[C]taining
And they [Em] say we ll have some [D] fun if it stops [G] raining

I went [G] hiking with Joe [D] Spivey
He dev[C]eloped poison [G] ivy
You re[D]member Leonard [C] Skinner
He got [Em] ptomaine poisoning [D] last night after [G] dinner

All the [G] counselors, hate the [D] waiters
And the [C] lake has alli[G]gators
And the [D] head coach, wants no [C] sissys
So he [Em] reads to us from [D] something called [G] Ullyses

Now I [G] don t want, this should [D] scare ya
But my [C] bunkmate has mal[G]aria
You re[D]member, Jeffrey [C] Hardy
They re a[Em]bout to organ[D]ize a searching [G] party

[Am] Take me [Em] home, oh Mudda Fadda
[Am] Take me [Em] home, I hate Granada
[C] Don t leave [G] me out in the forest [F] where
I might get [C] eaten by a [Em] bear

[Am] Take me [Em] home, I promise I will [Am] not make [Em] noise
Or mess the house with [C] other [G] boys
Oh please don t make me [F] stay
I ve been here [C] one [F] whole [Em] day - stop-

Dearest [G] Fadda, darling [D] Mudda
How s my [C] precious, little [G] brudda
Let me [D] come home, if you [C] miss me
I would [Em] even let Aunt [D] Bertha hug and [G] kiss me

Wait a [G] minute, it stopped [D] hailing
Guys are [C] swimming, guys are [G] sailing
Playing [D] baseball, gee that s [C] betta
Mudda, [Em] fadda, kindly [D] disregard this [G] letta