Grinderman - Depth Charge Ethel

I entered the room and the canned laughter

Ethel was angeled across some dude's knee

I offered to clothe her, to feed her, to bath her

If she'd just give me a little exclusivity

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is something special

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is special to me

Ethel is a woman that a river runs through

She is famous throughout the land

People come and bathe in her, yeah, you know I do

But lately it's getting right out of hand

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is something special

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is something special to me

To kiss Ethel is like drinking the stars

But to not kiss her can make you come unglued

So if you want a piece of her you better get in there fast

Right now there is a ticket box and a queue

Depth Charge Ethel is something special

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is something special to me

Depth Charge Ethel thinks we should all just take a chance

We should all love one another, it could be special

In the back of a taxi cab with ants in my pants

(I can't, I can't sit still) I know they gonna send me, I know they gonna send me

Depth Charge Ethel, whoa, she's something special

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is something special

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is heavy metal

Yeah, Heavy metal

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel something special to me