Jethro Tull - Fat Man

Don't want to be a fat man:
People would think that I was just good fun.
Would rather be a thin man:
I am so glad to go on being one.
Too much to carry around with you.
No chance of finding a woman who
Will love you in the morning
And all the night time too.

Don't want to be a fat man:
Have not the patience to ignore all that.
Hate to admit to myself
Half of my problems came from being fat.
Won't waste my time feeling sorry for him.
I see the other side through being thin.
Roll us both down a mountain and I'm
Sure the fat man would win.